.s. history." "The audience reacted to this as they would to a rock concert." "The patrons were right on the edge of their seats," "Like the guards of an insane asylum." "Out of the darkness emerged the main attraction," "The one and only ricky stroud!" "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen." "This is the auditorium," "And you are watching the premier of I proudly Present," "The greatest movie never made," "At least, as far as I'm concerned," "A movie you've never heard of." "Ricky, will you tell the audience what their fate is to be?" "Well, the choice is up to you." "I mean, the great thing about a movie," "No matter how it ends, it ends." "I like that." "Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest movie ever made!" "The director of this great epic," "Stanley wycktor!" "You've been holding the ticket to this film." "Right now, you can be a fly on the wall." "Or you can be a fly in the theater, and we'll be right back!" "That's the end of this movie!" "Yes, sir, that's my real motto" "To be the greatest movie ever made," "Whether it was made or not." "Why are you watching?" "Maybe I'm a little curious." "Maybe I'm a little kid." "I can't help it." "It's not that great." "Not that great?" "I'm glad you're honest about it." "Well, the whole movie is nothing but a tedious roller-coaster ride," "Striking fear into the hearts of some." "Terrorizing the proud, so they'll pay to see more." "Maybe I am a little kid, and maybe this is my favorite thing in life." "The great wycktor is here tonight." "And I got my popcorn." "The city is full of nobodies," "But no one can touch me." "I'm the greatest actor." "I can do anything." "I can do anything." "I can do anything." "I can do anything." "I'm the greatest actor." "I can do anything." "The greatest actor." "Hey, are you listening to me?" "I can do anything." "I can do anything." "I can do anything." "I can do anything." "I'm the greatest actor." "I can do
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